Privacy Policy

At Catslap IT, we take your privacy as seriously as our cats take naps. This policy outlines how we handle your data with the precision of a feline hunting a laser dot.

Information We Collect

We collect data faster than a cat chasing a mouse cursor. This includes:

  • Your name (even if it's "Fluffy")
  • Email address (we promise not to send cat memes... much)
  • IP address (to ensure you're not a dog in disguise)
  • Browser type (we judge you if it's not Catfox)

How We Use Your Data

We use your data with the care of a cat grooming its whiskers:

  • To provide our purrfect IT services
  • To improve our website (making it as addictive as catnip)
  • To send you important updates (like new cat GIFs)

Data Protection

We guard your data like a cat guards its favorite cardboard box. Our security measures include:

  • Encryption (tougher to crack than a cat's indifference)
  • Firewalls (hotter than a cat on a warm laptop)
  • Regular security audits (more frequent than a cat's meal times)

Your Rights

You have more rights than a cat has lives:

  • Access your data (as easily as a cat accessing the highest shelf)
  • Correct your information (we know, typos happen when cats walk on keyboards)
  • Delete your data (though we'll miss you like a cat misses... well, nothing)

Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy more often than a cat changes its mind about going outside. Check back regularly!

Contact Us

If you have questions about this policy, contact us at:

Email: [email protected]
Phone: 1-800-CAT-SLAP
Address: 42 Whisker Lane, Purrville, CA 90210